I was with this girl Adrianne a few years back. She's smart, pretty and works as a receptionist in a music company. In other words, she's great! Then I met Rosanna in a comic store. She's a bum. She's not pretty and kinda untidy. But we obviously had something big in common or I would not have bump into her in a comic store. So we started seeing each other. And man, what she lacks in the physical department, she makes up in bed.
So there I am, balancing two girls.
Adrianne is very proper. Even in bed. But one night, I got her drunk and she got freaky in bed. It was almost like I was having sex with Rosanna. So of course, when I came, I shouted, "Oh, Rosanna..." Because I didn't realize my mistake and Adrianne must have been shocked, I continued, "Damn, girl. You're the best lay I've ever had."
Suffice to say, I got busted and thrown out of bed in the middle of the night.
I've had this accident only once. I called my other woman my wife's name. So it was not as disastrous had it been the other way around. There was a little fight after, but not World War III.
I was in my apartment having sex with this guy I just met. Suddenly, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he was in the area and needs to use the bathroom. Now, the other guy doesn't even know I have a boyfriend. But we just met so I figured I could tell him the truth and kick him out. But just when I told him the entire story and he was getting dressed to leave, there was a rap on the door. Uh-oh.
So I sent the other guy to my housemate's room. Good thing we work different hours and she wasn't home. I told him to just sneak out when he can.
My boyfriend called me while my lover was in the shower. I took the call. My lover just went in the shower so I thought he would be there long so I can still talk to my boyfriend. Then he called out because there was no more shampoo. Worse, he called me babe. Good thing I was quick to find a lie. Told my boy that I was hanging out at a friend's house and that was my friend's boyfriend in the shower. But who would believe that, right? So I asked my lover to talk to my boy. I wrote down details on my notebook like the name of my friend and why she isn't in the house. Then of course, I had that friend talk to my boy later in the day. Whew!
Many years ago, I cheated on my (then) bf. One day, I decided to skip class and go to the movie house with the other guy. I told my bf I was just at school and was doing some research at the library later. Little did I know that my bestfriend, who also attends the same class with me, was already wondering why I was absent. Since my phone was dead, she couldn't contact me. Her only choice was to call my bf. So she called him and asked why I missed my class and whether I was just fine. So in short, the bf found out I lied to him. When I got home, he was already waiting for me outside. He asked me where I really went and why I lied. I told him I went to the movies to unwind because I was so stressed about the coming exams and I just needed a break. And I told him I lied because I just wanted to be alone and didn't want him to feel obliged to accompany me. Good thing he believed me, and we didn't even fight.
My wife saw me having lunch with another guy. If she suspected I were gay, we would've been busted. But we weren't in compromising situation and we were not sweet to each other. I just invited my wife to eat with us and I even went home with my wife. I'm very open to the guys I go out with that I'm just moonlighting as a gay man.
I was caught red handed chatting with a fling. I thought my wife was already sleeping so I was chatting away. I was so into it that I didn't notice my wife reading the messages from behind. She caught me in the middle of the conversation already. So I just told her that it was just something that made me pass the time. That I don't normally do it. Of course she didn't believe me. But at least she bought the idea that it was all in the chat room and nothing happened in person.
Here's another version of a "got caught" story. I was sleeping around with this girl who is married. One day, she invited me over to her house. We fooled around but she does not want to do it in her room so as not to desecrate her marital bed. So we did it at the guest room. We did not hear her 12-year-old son come home from school though. So when we went out of the room, kissing and carressing each other's privates like we were still on our way to have sex, not done with it, the son met us. I just walked past the son and got out of the house. I never saw that woman ever again.
My got caught story...But this was when I wasn't married yet. It was with my last boyfriend before my husband. We were only together officially for two months when he brought me home for a big party. I met a cousin of his, really cute. My beau was busy saying his hellos to the other relatives that I started drinking and flirting with cute cousin. Then we ended up flirting and drinking some more in a tree house at the backyard of my beau's parent's house. We started making out. Just when the cousin was rummaging my breasts, my beau's head popped out of the tree house. Suffice to say, I did not have a bed to sleep that night. The cousin did not even take care of me.
